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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Ghostride tha whip!

Posted by Emeyesi

Lemme see ya buck a shot...lemme see ya buck a shot!

Posted at 07:05 PM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

Thursday, June 22, 2006

AGGRESSIVE SEX-MAN TO THE RESCUE!

Posted by Lady Glock

elketerbentzadik (5:25:42 PM): am i supposed to be aggresive sex-man?
FunkyFreshD555 (5:25:50 PM): no
elketerbentzadik (5:25:55 PM): i didn't think so
FunkyFreshD555 (5:25:56 PM): no you're not
elketerbentzadik (5:26:03 PM): i've never tried to kiss you or feel you up
elketerbentzadik (5:26:12 PM): that's just tacky
FunkyFreshD555 (5:26:20 PM): well...you did smack my ass a couple times
elketerbentzadik (5:26:24 PM): HAHAHA
elketerbentzadik (5:26:27 PM): AHAHAHAHAHA
elketerbentzadik (5:26:36 PM): sorry?
FunkyFreshD555 (5:26:40 PM): nah
FunkyFreshD555 (5:26:42 PM): i liked it
elketerbentzadik (5:26:43 PM): lol
elketerbentzadik (5:26:46 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
elketerbentzadik (5:26:47 PM): LOL

Posted at 10:47 AM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Is this a dig?

Posted by Add-Mmm

What the hell is this all about?

For arguments sake lets just say that a blind person can stumble their way to finding a fire extinguisher in an emergency. How would they know which direction to fire it? Maybe they would just feel the heat. But then, wouldn't a person who can see get to the extinguisher before a blind person and know precisely where to shoot?

It's a sad world when political correctness gets to the point where it starts to insult people.

Posted at 03:37 PM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Best. News Story. Ever.

Posted by Lady Glock

I just read the first line and it was all I needed to read!

German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage.

Awesome.

Posted at 02:35 AM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

I Can't WAIT To See The Law & Order Based On This...

Posted by Lady Glock

In Florida, a group of high schoolers studying criminology got a little more than they bargined for on a class field trip:

Truth proved to be stranger than fiction for a high school criminology class investigating a fake crime scene when the students discovered a real body during a field trip.

Teacher Sue Messenger had been creating mock crime scenes with fake skeletons and other evidence for more than 20 years to give students in her forensics courses a firsthand look at what crime scene investigators do.

On Monday, however, 29 students from St. Thomas Aquinas High School got more of a jolt they expected when they discovered the real body in Fort Lauderdale's Holiday Park.

"The first thing we thought was, 'That's a real good dummy she set up,'" said student Juan Cantor, 15.

The man was apparently 45-year old David Wayne Bodie, a homeless man who died of natural causes.

I wish my high school had taught criminology. Then maybe I wouldn't have gone into the arts.

Posted at 06:48 PM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

Monday, June 05, 2006

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Posted by Emeyesi

Comic book geeks are the coolest people on the planet.

Posted at 06:15 PM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

They Taste Just Like Chicken

Posted by Lady Glock

Last week in California, a duck with a broken wing got an x-ray. And a little "extra" - terrestrial.

The International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia plans to raise funds with an unusual duck X-ray. The bird came in with a broken wing, but when Marie Travers, assistant manager of the center, radiographed the duck, she was stunned to see a very clear image of what appeared to be the face, or head, of an extraterrestrial alien in the bird's stomach.

"Marie looked at it and all she could say was 'unbelievable,'" said Karen Benzel, public affairs director for the rescue center, which has been rescuing sick and injured birds for more than three decades.

Unfortunately, the duck died quickly and quietly of its injuries.

It does look like an alien face. But it also kinda looks like Mother Teresa.

Posted at 06:13 PM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

Sexy Bitches...

Posted by Lady Glock

elketerbentzadik (1:14:15 AM): it's a tiny dog
FunkyFreshD555 (1:14:28 AM): yawning
elketerbentzadik (1:14:45 AM): that broad should put that dog down and get to wrapping those lips around my junk

Posted at 01:19 AM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

Sunday, June 04, 2006

REAL LIFE MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON A REAL LIFE MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!

Posted by El Keter ben Tzadik

A 62-year-old amateur pilot named Monty Coles gave actor Samuel L. Jackson a run for his heroic money this week when he fought off a 4-and-a-half-foot black snake which had attempted to take over his Piper Cherokee air-plane shortly before coming in for a landing.

While maintaining control of the single-engine plane with one hand, Coles grabbed the reptile behind its head with his other.

"There was no way I was letting that thing go. It coiled all around my arm, and its tail grabbed hold of a lever on the floor and started pulling," Coles said.

The next step was to radio for emergency landing clearance.

"They came back and asked what my problem was. I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."

The action/horror film starring Samuel L. Jackson titled 'Snakes On A Plane,' which has already developed an incredible cult following despite the fact that it hasn't been released yet, is due in theatres on August 18th.

Posted at 04:16 AM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

Thursday, June 01, 2006

To the birds...

Posted by Add-Mmm

So many strange things happened during my last semester of college. I actually did well in my classes, I managed to not piss people off (to my knowledge), and I won the Art Departments "Excellence Award" for my thesis. Weird things right?

I also witnessed a lot of strange things too.

UMass has a breeding program for Falcons. They started, I believe about 3-4 years ago. Since then, there has been so much carnage all over campus. Before the Falcons came, there was and still is a pretty large Hawk population. I read somewhere that Hawks mainly eat small vermin such as mice and moles. So when I saw dismembered bird carcasses all around I was a bit confused. It took some investigating but I finally realized it was the Falcons.

Here's some of their work.

I don't believe there have been any attacks on humans. I don't think that Falcons do that sort of thing. But I could be wrong so watch out when you come to UMass. Those dive-bombing feathered missiles could get you.

Posted at 11:04 AM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

"New Dirt, Nigga"

Posted by Add-Mmm

There's a lot of construction happening all at once on the UMass campus. There are "New Dirt" signs all over the place marking the construction sites, as if the mounds of dirt and slabs of concrete wern't enough.

Here's what some youthful soul thinks about "New Dirt".

It sucks that all these renovations are happening just as I'm leaving though. The Art Department is getting a new building (something I would have liked to enjoy). It always happens this way. Just as I graduated from highschool, the town builds a new library. When I leave my hometown they widen main street and put down new pavement. Damn it all!

Posted at 10:46 AM
Filed under — Real Man Talk

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